Speedo's and Speedon'ts.
Before I start ranting about what you should and should not do while wearing a Speedo, I’d like to point out that I made a funny with the title of this post. Look, it’s a pun. Ehehehehe. Anyway, here goes, my list of do’s and don’ts for wearing Speedos.
Do: Act comfortably.
Don’t: Be so…
Pizzacheetah is amazing. Follow this young chap. NOW.
For SquonkHunter. ( A word before you read this. One is equally a fan of Master Wagner as I am a fanboy of Master Verdi. )
Look at this Mofo. Look at the way he picks them big ass lapels and pairs it with a clashing eight-buttoned double breasted vest, hand in his unbuttoned side like a dapper badass who dont care about Master Wagner`s screaming in the corner about his sartorial mistake. And why doesnt Verdi care? Because this wicked chap does things by his own rules, and his own game. So fat big ass linen workcoat with a silk cravat and odd waist coat? Who the flying fuck cares? This man doesnt, because as he broods and stares to his left and considers what to do with his next opera and how to ignore Master Wagner`s cat calling party, he`s just owning it. HE dont need no pink flamingo, love. All he needs is the sound of pain and utter turmoil and he`s gonna bash out a thing of beauty that will tear your heart out. And thats why he`s owning this outfit. Because its him.
i love sir patrick stewart more with each passing day.
See, guys. This is how you do it. Notice the words “Not all men are like that” are never spoken.
He knows men are like that
his father was like that to his mother
he has experienced the pain firsthand, of what it’s like when men are like that
and he never wants men to be like that again and he fights tooth and nail against the men who are still like that
And moreover, he acknowledges his privilege [as an older white male who is famous/well known] and uses it to speak up. He knows what he is, and he never has to say he’s not like those men he fights against—he never says it, his actions speak loud enough for everyone else to see it.
Sir Patrick Stewart, everyone.
(Source: vastderp-placeholder, via lankin)